Anticipation

Monday, September 3, 1883: An elegant party was held in St. Paul to celebrate completion of the Northern Pacific Railroad -- which ran from St. Paul all the way to the Pacific coast. (The party was a bit premature: the final connection wasn't made until September 8.) The President of the railroad, Henry Villard, greeted esteemed guests including the President of the USA Chester A. Arthur, retired general Ulysses S. Grant and Grant's buddy General Philip Sheridan. Later that year, Sheridan would become Commander General of the US Army. In that capacity, he helped protect the railroads by "pacifying" the native tribes in the west.

Here's a brilliant song by Eilen Jewell that references railroads.

Coincidentally, September 3 also marks the signing of the Treaty of Paris (1783), which ended the American revolution and established the good old USA as a free and independent republic. The western border of the country was the Mississippi river, with the rest still occupied by France and England and Spain and Mexico. It took a few more wars and a few more treaties to follow the railroads to the Pacific ocean.

Ben Franklin was one of the signatories to the Treaty of Paris. He would go on to establish the US Post Office, invent a wood stove, father several children with French prostitutes, and found a chain of small department stores.

The French helped us win the Revolutionary War (thanks, General Lafayette!) but would later test our alliance by foisting Yves Montand upon the world. Here's Mr. Montand advising us to use an alternative to the rapacious railroads.

Live! Via Satellite!

On July 10, 1962, Telstar 1, the world’s first geosynchronous active communications satellite, was launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida. The satellite was owned and operated by AT&T and was designed to relay TV and telephone signals between the U.S. and Europe. Presumably, AT&T paid a whole bunch to NASA to put this thing into space.

The following day, TV history was made with the first live transatlantic satellite broadcast. French and English viewers got to watch an entirely forgettable press conference by President Kennedy. U.S. audiences were lulled to sleep by French singer Yves Montand and the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace.

Within weeks, the stunningly boring tune "Telstar" was released by a previously unheard-of group called The Tornadoes.

We were quite easily amused in the 1960s.

Before you resume the important tasks of your day, here's the inimitable Yves Montand. The title of this tune translates as "A Boy Dances" or "A French Waiter Walks Right Past your Table (Again)."