Two drakes

Two mallard drakes have built a little nest in a planter in front of the building where I work. The two drakes are carefully tending the nest and sitting on the eggs. Someone with a better view than mine says that the daddies are taking turns and that the mommy has never been seen. She apparently abandoned the nest after laying the eggs.

Somebody tell Katherine Kersten about the gay drakes in Rice County! A scandal right here on government property in the rural heartland! Can Katherine and the Archbishop save us?!